But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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