Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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