We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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