chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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