Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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