would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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