know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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