But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
try to milk me bitch
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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