Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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