from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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