Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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