Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
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Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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