its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If you need anything just hit me up
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal