Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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