Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker