Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
why is half of my head shaved?
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