i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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