Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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