is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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