I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
he thought i was a dude.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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