Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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