She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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