im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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