Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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