Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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