They should really pass out barf bags in church
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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