Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds

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(562): View more from California

We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.

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(903): View more from Texas

As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises

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(705): View more from Ontario

There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!

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(302): View more from Delaware

I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.

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(410): View more from Maryland

How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?

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