Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We are all done wearing pants today
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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