Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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