I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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