Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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