Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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