I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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