I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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