I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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