the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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