I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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