You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
where are my eyebrows?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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