i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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