how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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