so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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