I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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