i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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