just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
there was a trapeze. enough said
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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