do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Shame - the story of my life.
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