Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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