So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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