is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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