I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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