flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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