508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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