Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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