there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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