How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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