Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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